reading 09

as i was either too lazy or too fucked to see that many bands, i feel like i wasted 200 quid... it wasnt all that shivering and dying in a dirty little tent having to drink yourself to unconciousness so you can get some sleep. I made the mistake of running out of intoxicants far too early which was a parrrrr.. at first everyone was really safe and friendly especially at night, then they all got rude on the last day. Little mummys boys going on a rampage with their 'whole bottles of strongbow' just setting stuff on fire, and boys so sexually frustrated they walk around with cardboard signs begging for a shag. It was bare like everyone knew they were going to die so they just were making the most of it but it got a bit boring after a while. heres a video i found of the riots from 2008, but i couldnt find a good one that actually displayed what it was like to be there though




oh & allow the music in the video !

do i really have to love my father

before i can love myself ?

stonebridge estate

kind of bare want to move back, was jokes and the lady in the bakery always gave me a free sprinkle donut
made up for the drive by shootings & ting

lima

sxc ladyyyyyyy

colour me your colour baby

whose loving you

swimming

is good, we went swimming last night in someones garden...


it would be buff to go here where is it i wonder

soul intent

before his 'Infinite' tape, before he did the 'Slim Shady EP' and before he signed with Dr Dre and Aftermath records

cakeycake

i want to make a barbie cake

& a rainbow cake

i just wish i could be bothered cos they are cute and yummmmm

luvluv

kindof makes me want to be brunette again

instead of ginger i cant find sxcsxcsxcsexyy gingers

wwII

if he didnt survive i'm sure she wouldn't have either

bubbalooo

laralaraa

sooner or later we'll all see who the prophet is

kellie

top far right
my mother when she was 15

princess

a bench is for life

Don’t you think behind each somebody there is a story, a past, a present, a future, mistakes, somebody who loves them. Strangers in the street, on the tube, at a bus stop, strolling down the street, have an air of depth and secrecy. I like guessing about what their lives could be like. They could be in love, heart broken, chasing a dream, chasing the dragon, living a lie, about to propose, about to have an abortion, about to throw themselves of a bridge, about to leave their marriage, struggling with an addiction, shagging strangers for money, plotting a murder. One thing you should learn is to never judge a book by it's cover. Don't you think?

hello kitty

the butcher of plainfield

oh edward

“The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex”

if i was a boy i'd want to be him






i think the old playboy covers are much more interesting than the new cover girls. they look more natural and are presented more creatively, sooo much cuter and sexierrrr












i know i sound asdfghjklesbian but all the old magazines were sooo buff aaaah

objectum sexual

Amy Wolfe, one of the subjects of a documentary about objectum sexuals (people who fall in love with objects) we posted on, is set to wed the amusement park ride she's had an on-again-off-again relationship with for 10 years.

To refresh your memory, Amy is a 33-year-old unemployed church organist who, upon first glance, looks like an out-and-proud lesbian, but only has eyes for objects like banisters, the Empire State building, and the Pennsylvania fairground ride 1001 Nacht, which she fell in love with 10 years ago and has finally decided to make a lifelong commitment to.

"I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we'll be together forever," Amy said of the ride that she claims to have a "sexual and mental" connection with. She also said that she will be taking the last name Weber, after its manufacturer.


loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Fictcryptokrimsographs

the quality of the pictures has been RAPED :'(


fictcryptokrimsographs is a book by Les Krims, consisting of 40 manipulated polaroids. its sick, good luck getting a copy for under 128765432 quid though

these are some of the pictures which collectively caused a young boy to be kidnapped in Memphis and held ransom until a gallery removed his work- and for an anti porn feminist to be arrested for ripping up one of the portfolios and pouring chocolate sauce on them. instead of censoring his art work, she raised les krims publicity substancially----- and a good thing too, cos they are fabulous